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2024-04-25

The hat hungers

 

Pictured: a person wears a hat something like a tophat but less rigid. Also, it has wild eyes and long, sharp teeth. The person says, "It's not my style at all, but I inexplicably must have it!" The caption at the bottom: Juniper Sulfurson has just unwittingly begun a symbiotic relationship with a formidable hat.

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2024-04-24

Do it right

 

A cloud with a face says, "The thing you did was bad, but I don't care about that part. Just do it right is what I'm saying."
Starting to think this cloud needs professional help. (This is nothing but my brain is broken and insists on posting sunk costs instead of a rerun.)

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2024-04-23

Ward against

 

A person holds an upside-down coffee mug (printed with "Mondays, am I right?") and shakes the last drips of coffee out, having leapt and landed on one knee, with a fierce glare. Caption: The ritual was said to ward against small talk.

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2024-04-22

New captain, not the same as the old captain

 

Text: "Captain Birdbeard". Pictured: a person with a tuft of hair atop their head and a long, black-and-grey beard in which at least four little yellow birds are nestled.

This isn't really a comic, but who actually cares? I can only get in trouble with myself & I don't really respect that guy's opinion anyway.

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2024-04-21

sproing

 

A snake, coiled into a spring shape, springs through the air behind a weary stick figure. The snake says, "Snake surprise!" The person says, "It's not a surprise if you do it a dozen times a day."

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2024-04-20

The joke is cat

 

This comic is technically in three panels, but I did a weird thing in the first two where a three-step action takes place across them and cuts the border between the two panels where the middle action takes place. A person walks, then falls abruptly backwards, then picks themself up off the ground and says, "Good thing no one saw that!" In the third panel, a cat narrows its eyes and says, "I did, but I ain't sayin' nothin' to nobody."

Here is the promised cat comic. May I have some mainstream success now, please?

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2024-04-19

Wasn't going to until

A stick figure with bull-like horns on their head looks annoyed and says, "Well, I wasn't going to gore you until you brought it up."

Struggling today, so here's this scribble from my notebook from a couple weeks ago when I was struggling less. The illegible text says, "Well, I wasn't going to gore you until you brought it up." It's funny because it's relatable! Tune in next time for one where the entire joke is that there's a cat!

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